Lyrics:- Ve tu laung main elaachi, Tere pichhe haanji haanji, Ve tu laung main elaachi, Tere pichhe haanji haanji, Hoon main chambe de pahadon, Wali shaam sajna,Sandli sandli nainon mein, Tera naam sajna.., Sandli sandli nainon mein, Tera naam sajna..!
Lyrics:- Ab aao mere paas, Reh jaao mere saath, Prem ni yamaus amchhe-2, Mill jaaye mujhko agar saath tera, Toh bhoolun main saara.. jahaan.., Choga da tara, Chabee la tara, Rangeela tara, Rang bheru juetarivaat re, Haah!, Chhoga da tara, Ore chhabila tara, Ore rangeela tara, Rang bheru juetarivaat re
Lyrics:- Kids expression on different situations
Dialogue:- Baayan hath lagaya to hath torunga baad me, ukhaunga pahle, ye yeai, gali ke mamuli gunde, ye mat bhul apun abhi sarif hua hun, nahi to pahle apun bhi gunda tha, abe tu gunda tha apun gunda hai aur kitna bada gunda he, is bahan ke pakode ne barabar bataya nahi tere ko, jaa mumbai jakar malum kar, udhar jitni local train nahi chalti naa, usse jyada apun par kes chal rha hai..!
Lyrics:- chal eh bandh kar bhai tera, show karna shuru kia, aashma me din chalu, aashma me rule kiya, stage pe khada hoke mai dhul ko bhi bol diya..
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